(Thu 14th / 8pm / £3)

Tired of all the lovey-dovey shenannagins unfolding around town this time of year? Nauseated by the manipulations of the shops to make you prove your love through acts of consumerism? Fear not - the Cube is a cynical oasis in a world gone Cupid Crazy. The Cube TV presents a special programme of Bloody Valentines and Amour Fou where the only pink hearts you'll find are still beating and might well be consumed in that state. You have been warned....